Sunday, May 6, 2012


Let's talk about wine.

I like wine. It is tasty, pleasurable, and among other things it is a powerful metaphor for some important things.

“Sideways” was a movie based on a wine metaphor. Two reprobates are swilling their way through a wine region of California and during one lucid conversation the point was made that one can never, ever have the same wine twice. Even if it is made from the same grape, from the same vineyard, by the same vintner, and in the same year, a bottle changes daily as it ages and the conditions of temperature, humidity and other environmental factors will make each bottle completely unique. Even with the same bottle, the last sip is chemically different from the first one since it starts oxidizing as soon as the cork is pulled. It implies that wine is a metaphor for the uniqueness of every individual, and that we are each a product of our nature, our nurture, and the passage of time.

That, among other things, was rolling around in my helmet as The Bruiser and I spun along the Colorado River on Hwy 128 out of Moab, and happened upon a winery and vineyard on the riverbank. I stopped for an obligatory picture but not for the tasting. Although given the colour of the rocks and soil  I’ll wager they specialize in reds.

Now I will tell you that this particular road was astonishing  in its beauty. Yes, I know. On this platform I have raved on about my encounters with astonishingly beautiful scenery on numerous occasions, but let it be said that this one was a stunner. The Colorado River that cut the Grand Canyon and the one that is carving out this one are one and the same. We are upstream of the Grand Canyon here and one could think of this as the mature adolescent (is that a contradiction in terms?) of what it will grow up to be a few hundred miles farther on. Burgundy red sandstones and shales are laid open in the deep, steep canyon walls. Priceless!
Baby Grand

I sort of imagined myself at the bottom of a glass of red wine as the walls of the canyon climbed up on either side of me. And what a splendid wine it was! The shear beauty of it was intoxicating enough. Around every curve there were different and splendid nuances to be revealed and savoured. Indeed, the character changed so much it was as if the Barolo was transformed to Amarone and then to Ripasso. All magnificent,  each  different.

Excellent wines—even just decent wines—are to be sipped and savoured rather than guzzled. Time should be taken to sense and study the aromas and flavours as well as to share and talk about the experience with others with deliberate and reflective countenance. Enjoyment of good wine, therefore, is both a personal and a social experience. Further, the ambiance of the setting, the pairing of foods and music and physical surroundings is inextricably linked to the experience of the wine tasting. At the end of the movie “Sideways”, we see the lead character drinking an extraordinary wine from a paper cup in Burger King. That is just wrong and for so many reasons!

My point is that my experience in the canyon today was like an extraordinary wine. But I drank it quickly and alone. Now Bruiser, don’t get me wrong. You are a good companion, although your conversational skills are rather limited and you won’t drink anything that isn’t 88 octane or higher.

There are many ways to savour the canyon.

One could float down on a raft or kayak.

On horseback.

On bicycle.
The Moab elite cycle in style.

The price paid for that exquisite diversion in an easterly direction was a few hours on an interstate through barren scrub to get me back on the homeward track. Eventually it led to a nice little river canyon that carried us up into the hills.


The “historic little town of Helper” offered, I thought, an interesting side trip. Once a mining and railroad town a century ago, it has become an architectural remnant. We have seen this so often! The historic buildings on the main street are all vacant aside from a coffee shop and two art galleries, both closed today (Saturday). You know a place is moribund when its tavern and State Liquor Agency are boarded up. It seems like all the little towns are doomed to replicate the destinies of the Puebloean cultures. Years from now the tourists may be drawn to places like this with signs announcing “Historic Ruins of Helper Village”.
The little town that was.

But, you know, marketing is everything. Rethink your street names!

I suspect the opening of a Walmart in the neighbouring town of Price may be linked to its demise.

Funny thing about roadmaps. Information is limited to direction, road quality, and often the aesthetic value as indicated by little dots printed beside the ‘scenic routes’. As you know I much prefer secondary roads with scenic enhancement, so I charted my course to Salt Lake vicinity accordingly. What they don’t usually tell you is the elevation.

Consequently, I experienced three seasons today. Stinking hot in Moab like the hottest of summer days. Climbing up towards Schofield State Park the leaves vanished from the trees as we reversed in time to early spring. Aspen were in very early bud, birch were naked, and the grass was not yet greening up. By the time I reached Schofield it was brisk indeed. I asked the ranger guy what kind of temperature I could expect camping here tonight and he reckoned it would be at or near freezing. GPS reported nearly 8000 feet.
Winter at 9000 feet.

We gotta get outta here before it gets dark. So we set in a course for somewhere lower and presumably warmer. However, the road out goes up before it goes west. Signs advise motorists to carry snowchains up until April 30. (Hmmm… that was five days ago). We ultimately peaked out at 9500 feet., Thankfully, when winter descended upon us the snow was on the ground rather than falling from the air. It did make for rather beautiful scenery, I must say. In an alpine kind of way. But man was it cold!

It was fascinating to watch the calendar advance from spring to summer as we descended again. In the course of a 4500 foot descent the tree buds exploded into leaves and ground vegetation spit out yellow flowers.

An hour before sunset I scored a great little Forestry campground beside a meandering brook, nested in the green hills.

But it was too cold to sleep. In the morning, my water bottle was a block of ice and I could not feel my feet until about 9:00 AM. 

I wonder how the campers at Schofield fared last night?